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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Author: Emiliano Zapata

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Author: Mark Twain

It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

It is confidence in our bodies, minds and spirits that allows us to keep looking for new adventures, new directions to grow in, and new lessons to learn - which is what life is all about.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Author: Rod Serling

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls? Ivy.
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What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.
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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
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Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas.
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What is a witch's favourite TV show? Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!
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