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America is the greatest, freest and most decent society in existence. It is an oasis of goodness in a desert of cynicism and barbarism. This country, once an experiment unique in the world, is now the last best hope for the world.
Author: Dinesh D'Souza

America: the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded as being arrogant.
Author: Garry Trudeau

Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.
Author: J. Bartlett Brebner

America's greatest strength, and its greatest weakness, is our belief in second chances, our belief that we can always start over, that things can be made better.
Author: Anthony Walton

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
Author: W. H. Auden

What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.
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A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?
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1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?
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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!
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What did the cannibal say to the explorer? ''Nice to meat you''!
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