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I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
Author: James Thurber

I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn't dare to make an enemy should get out of the business.
Author: Bette Davis

I do nothing but go about persuading you all, old and young alike, not to take thought for your persons or your properties, but and chiefly to care about the greatest improvement of the soul. I tell you that virtue is not given by money, but that from vir
Author: Socrates

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
Author: Ludwig Wittgenstein

I don't think success is harmful, as so many people say. Rather, I believe it indispensable to talent, if for nothing else than to increase the talent.
Author: Jeanne Moreau

Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch? A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
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Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise.
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Q. What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
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Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes