Best quotes to send by SMS
George Sewell Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.
Author: George Sewell

Susan Jeffers Feel the fear and do it anyway.
Author: Susan Jeffers

Frantz Fanon Fervor is the weapon of choice for the impotent.
Author: Frantz Fanon

Albert Einstein Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions.
Author: Albert Einstein

Francois De La Rochefoucauld Few things are impracticable in themselves; and it is for want of application, rather than of means, that men fail to succeed.
Author: Francois De La Rochefoucauld

The best jokes to send by SMS
Horse jokes Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
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Horse jokes How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse jokes What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
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Horse jokes What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!
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Horse jokes What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!
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