Best quotes to send by SMS

Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.
Author: George Sewell
Feel the fear and do it anyway.
Author: Susan Jeffers
Fervor is the weapon of choice for the impotent.
Author: Frantz Fanon
Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions.
Author: Albert Einstein
Few things are impracticable in themselves; and it is for want of application, rather than of means, that men fail to succeed.
Author: Francois De La Rochefoucauld
The best jokes to send by SMS

Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse:
Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under
each hoof!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What did the city worker say after his first
ever
pony trek?
I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so
hard!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What do you call a horse that's been all around
the world?
A globe-trotter!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What does ever horse and rider do at the same
time?
Grow old!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes