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I was thought to be 'stuck up.' I wasn't. I was just sure of myself. This is and always has been an unforgivable quality to the unsure.
Author: Bette Davis

We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one and one are two. We are finding that we must learn a great deal more about 'and'.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

We will discover the nature of our particular genius when we stop trying to conform to our own or to other peoples' models, learn to be ourselves, and allow our natural channel to open.
Author: Shakti Gawain

Wealth is the parent of luxury and indolence, and poverty of meanness and viciousness, and both of discontent.
Author: Plato

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
Author: Fred Allen

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left." Patient: "OH NO! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???" Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."
This is the joke from a category: Old age jokes

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink. The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the husband got out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was. In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me."
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes