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To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

To live without killing is a thought which could electrify the world, if men were only capable of staying awake long enough to let the idea soak in.
Author: Henry Miller

No Christian and, indeed, no historian could accept the epigram which defines religion as 'what a man does with his solitude.'
Author: C. S. Lewis

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
Author: Janeane Garofalo

To pity distress is but human; to relieve it is Godlike.
Author: Horace Mann

What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
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What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
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What gas do snails prefer? Shell.
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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes