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Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it; he that fears not, gives advantage to the danger.
Author: Francis Quarles

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy: They are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
Author: Marcel Proust

It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right - especially when one is right.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Let us overthrow the totems, break the taboos. Or better, let us consider them cancelled. Coldly, let us be intelligent.
Author: Pierre Trudeau

Let us, then be up and doing, With a heart for any fate; Still achieving, still pursuing, Learn to labour and to wait.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
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Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
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Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
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Does killing time damage eternity?
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