Best quotes to send by SMS
Jackie Gleason A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge.' I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.
Author: Jackie Gleason

Cuban Proverb A love that can last forever takes but a second to come about.
Author: Cuban Proverb

Ralph Waldo Emerson A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life; he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

English Proverb A man is as old as he feels himself to be.
Author: English Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mafia Victim Barbie ...feet set in cement--she really sinks!
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Jock Barbie ...looks like Dennis Rodman
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Sumo Barbie ...comes with thong
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty, old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes
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Bath jokes Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I'll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken in water."
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