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Whoso neglects learning in his youth, Loses the past and is dead for the future.
Author: Euripides

Why comes temptation, but for man to meet and master and crouch beneath his foot, and so be pedestaled in triumph?
Author: Robert Browning

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
Author: Chuck Norris

Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld

In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms.
Author: Stephen Jay Gould

Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!
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Are you going to take a bath? No, I'm leaving it where it is.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes