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I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.
Author: E. M. Forster

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
Author: Sir William Osler

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversations as a dog does.
Author: Christopher Morley

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
Author: Isaac Asimov

What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away. He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away. He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes