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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself.
Author: Oscar Wilde

No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear.
Author: Edmund Burke

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest.
Author: Thomas Moore

The pain of making the necessary sacrifices always hurts more than you think it's going to. I know. It sucks. That being said, doing something seriously creative is one of the most amazing experiences one can have, in this or any other lifetime. If you ca
Author: Hugh Macleod

If you go in for argument, take care of your temper. Your logic, if you have any, will take care of itself.
Author: Joseph Farrell

Knock Knock Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ? Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca ! Bitter Bianca who ? Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ? Bobby-n up and down like this !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ? Bolton braces !
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