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Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.
Author: Otto von Bismarck

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Learn to bear bravely changes of fortune.
Author: Cleobulus

Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival.
Author: W. Edwards Deming

Let a good man do good deeds with the same zeal that the evil man does bad ones.
Author: The Belzer Rabbi

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod.
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What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.
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Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
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How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
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They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?" The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Michigan." The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years." "No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."
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