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For somehow this is tyranny's disease, to trust no friends.
Author: Aeschylus

For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
Author: Bible

For the sense of smell, almost more than any other, has the power to recall memories and it is a pity that you use it so little.
Author: Rachel Carson

For the villainy of the world is great, and a man has to run his legs off to keep them from being stolen out fom underneath him.
Author: Bertolt Brecht

For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head.
Author: Bible

What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
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Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love? A: They got married in the spring.
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So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen. "Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him. "I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!" "Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" "Well, Gramma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
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What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !
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What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ? A bellerina !
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