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It was the boast of Augustus that he found Rome of brick and left it of marble. But how much nobler will be the sovereign's boast when he shall have it to say that he found law... a sealed book and left it a living letter; found it the patrimony of the ri
Author: Henry Brougham

If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.
Author: Robert Pante

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy.
Author: Sarah Ban Breathnach

Leave her to heaven And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge, To prick and sting her.
Author: William Shakespeare

Let each man pass his days in that wherein his skill is greatest.
Author: Sextus Propertius

Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.
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"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her little brother.''Sophia Loren?'' "No-spaghetti!''
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Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly
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Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The bride of Dracula' last night.' 'Oh yeah,' said the other, ' what was she like ?' 'Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs.' The other said, 'Yes, but what was 'The Bride of Dracula' like ?'
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My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !
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