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The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
Author: Herb Caen

Speak clearly, if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it fall.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
Author: James Branch Cabell

If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ? Ben Hur an hour - let me in!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bera ! Bera who ? Bera necessity !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bertha ! Bertha who ? Bertha-day greetings !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette ! Bette who ? Bette of roses!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bibi ! Bibi who ? Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !
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