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I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction.
Author: Ayn Rand

I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.
Author: Harry S Truman

I never have found the perfect quote. At best I have been able to find a string of quotations which merely circle the ineffable idea I seek to express.
Author: Caldwell O'Keefe

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Author: Henny Youngman

I paint my own reality. The only thing I know is that I paint because I need to, and I paint whatever passes through my head without any other consideration.
Author: Frida Kahlo

Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
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Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!
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Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists.
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Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First, third, and emergency.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes