Best quotes to send by SMS
German Proverb It's the whole, not the detail, that matters.
Author: German Proverb

Beverly Sills I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up.
Author: Beverly Sills

Sophie Tucker I've been rich and Ive been poor -- and believe me, rich is better.
Author: Sophie Tucker

Frances Moore Lappe I've grown certain that the root of all fear is that we've been forced to deny who we are.
Author: Frances Moore Lappe

Rabindranath Tagore It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.
Author: Rabindranath Tagore

The best jokes to send by SMS
Aviation jokes A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better." The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot." The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level. Perplexed, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do?" "I just shut down two engines, kid."
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Aviation jokes ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
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Aviation jokes Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.
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Banana jokes Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
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Banana jokes Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.
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