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I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained by some of your grosser reminiscences.
Author: Alexander Woollcott

I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence.
Author: Frederick Douglass

I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.
Author: Orson Welles

I row after health like a waterman...
Author: Jonathan Swift

I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
Author: Aleister Crowley

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.
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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.
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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
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Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them.
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Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.
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