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Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Author: Arthur Miller

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
Author: Clive James

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story.
Author: John Barth

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Author: Laurence J. Peter

Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!
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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes