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What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whatever God's dream about man may be, it seems certain it cannot come true unless man cooperates.
Author: Stella Terrill Mann

If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair.
Author: C. S. Lewis

If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country.
Author: E. M. Forster

Whatever you think, be sure it is what you think; whatever you want, be sure that is what you want; whatever you feel, be sure that is what you feel.
Author: T. S. Eliot

A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up ..." "Yes, son?" the father said expectantly. "What bus should I take home?" the boy finished.
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What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.
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"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?" "She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!"
This is the joke from a category: Funny jokes - 50 best jokes

Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes