Best Cell Phones

A gift - be it a present, a kind word or a job done with care and love - explains itself!... and if receivin' it embarrasses you, it's because your 'thanks box' is warped.
Author: Alice Childress

A goal without a plan is just a wish.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

A good conscience is a continual Christmas.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

A good friend of my son's is a son to me.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes