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In the garden, Autumn is, indeed the crowning glory of the year, bringing us the fruition of months of thought and care and toil. And at no season, safe perhaps in Daffodil time, do we get such superb colour effects as from August to November.
Author: Rose G. Kingsley

In the middle of the journey of our life I came to myself within a dark wood where the straight way was lost.
Author: Dante Alighieri

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Author: Scott Adams

In this life we get only those things for which we hunt, for which we strive, and for which we are willing to sacrifice.
Author: George Matthew Adams

In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.
Author: Paul Harvey

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.
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What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!
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Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?
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A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live." The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?" The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant." "Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient. "No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."
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What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !
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