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Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further; and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.
Author: Bible

Hold no man responsible for what he says in his grief.
Author: The Talmud

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
Author: Marilyn Monroe

Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
Author: Mahatma Gandhi

Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?" "Absolutely not!" replied the pastor. "In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if you'd consider returning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last July."
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The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. "Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!" The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the instructor. "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
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A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship," the husband explained. "She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts." He continued, "She communicates well and I act like I'm listening."
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Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes, I've been married twenty-five times!
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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding.
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