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California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange.
Author: Fred Allen

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
Author: Indian Proverb

Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.
Author: Pierre Trudeau

Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything.
Author: Harry S Truman

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Author: Unknown

Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.
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Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.
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Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
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