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I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Author: Tennessee Williams

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place
Author: Abraham Lincoln

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
Author: Mark Twain

I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
Author: Gilda Radner

It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those we intend to commit.
Author: Josh Billings

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.
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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not.
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I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That's right, Sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes