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Our days are a kaleidoscope. Every instant a change takes place in the contents. New harmonies, new contrasts, new combinations of every sort. Nothing ever happens twice alike. The most familiar people stand each moment in some new relation to each other,
Author: Henry Ward Beecher

Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt.
Author: William Shakespeare

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Author: Graffito

Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for a time, leave us the weaker ever after.
Author: Alexander Pope

If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?" The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"
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Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he's a hardened criminal.
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Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.
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Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway
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Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you? Prisoner; Making a bolt for the door!
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