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The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you at the end of the day...
Author: Donald Barthelme

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
Author: Al Franken

The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is the belief in a brute Fate or Destiny.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes