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Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

Slight not what's near through aiming at what's far.
Author: Euripides

Slow but sure moves the might of the gods.
Author: Euripides

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.
Author: Demosthenes

So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables one to find or make a reason for everything one has a mind to do.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes