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Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Out, damned spot! out, I say!
Author: William Shakespeare

Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting with the gift of speech.
Author: Simonides

Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Author: Peter De Vries

Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !
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Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !
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Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean "Liner"
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Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-)
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Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
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