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Repentance may begin instantly, but reformation often requires a sphere of years.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher

Reprimand not a child immediately on the offence. Wait till the irritation has been replaced by serenity.
Author: Moses Hasid

Resentment is anger directed at others--at what they did or did not do.
Author: Peter McWilliams

Respect a man, he will do the more.
Author: James Howell

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Author: George Burns

Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !
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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !
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Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !
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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes