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The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
Author: Gustave Flaubert

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
Author: Bertrand Russell

I think we might be going a bridge too far.
Author: Sir Frederick Browning

I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me.
Author: Chris Rapier

I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain't that the truth."
Author: Quincy Jones

Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador
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Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
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During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?" "Yes sir," the solder answered apologetically. "But, if I may say so, I did stand still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice. And I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches. But When two squirrels ran up my pants leg and I heard the bigger say, "Let's eat one now and save the other until winter' --- that did it."
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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes