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Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.
Author: William Shakespeare

Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men.
Author: Gerald R. Ford

Our feelings are our most genuine paths to knowledge.
Author: Audre Lorde

Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there.
Author: Eric Hoffer

Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance but to do what lies clearly at hand.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad? Well, I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!
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Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it!
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The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. " "Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley, I'll come back when you're sober."
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Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.
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