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It is a consolation to the wretched to have companions in misery.
Author: Publilius Syrus

It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the most likely way to reach a goal is to be aiming not at that goal itself but at some more ambitious goal beyond it.
Author: Arnold Toynbee

It is a wise father that knows his own child.
Author: William Shakespeare

It is amazing how much crisper the general experience of life becomes when your body is given a chance to develop a little strength.
Author: Frank Duff

It is as hard to see one's self as to look backwards without turning around.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
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How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it's going to rain. If not, it already is.
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Where do wind gusts go to on dates? -To Chicago
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Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell
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How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers
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