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If we keep treating our most important values as meaningless relics, that's exactly what they'll become.
Author: Michael Josephson

If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
Author: Donald H. Rumsfeld

If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying?
Author: Shantideva

If you can't be funny, be interesting.
Author: Harold Ross

If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write.
Author: Stephen King

What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights and crosses!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
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Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Teacher: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!
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Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
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