Best quotes to send by SMS

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
Author: Will Rogers
Live your life as though there is great joy to be experienced... an abundance of goodness in each person you come in contact with, and the knowledge that you have enough inner wisdom to answer the mysteries that challenge you.
Author: Meladee McCarty
Only actions give life strength; only moderation gives it a charm.
Author: Jean Paul Richter
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
Author: George Bush
When a man's knowledge is sufficient to attain, and his virtue is not sufficient to enable him to hold, whatever he may have gained, he will lose again.
Author: Confucius
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why did the duck stick his leg into a
computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Q: Which way did the programmer go?
A: He
went DATA way!
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's
songs?
It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your
Ant!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes
How do ants hide from aardvarks?
They
disguise themselves as uncles!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes
What do you call a boxing match between two
aardvarks?
A snout bout!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes