Best quotes to send by SMS
Will Rogers Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
Author: Will Rogers

Meladee McCarty Live your life as though there is great joy to be experienced... an abundance of goodness in each person you come in contact with, and the knowledge that you have enough inner wisdom to answer the mysteries that challenge you.
Author: Meladee McCarty

Jean Paul Richter Only actions give life strength; only moderation gives it a charm.
Author: Jean Paul Richter

George Bush I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
Author: George Bush

Confucius When a man's knowledge is sufficient to attain, and his virtue is not sufficient to enable him to hold, whatever he may have gained, he will lose again.
Author: Confucius

The best jokes to send by SMS
Computer jokes Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.
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Computer jokes Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!
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Aardvark jokes What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs? It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!
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Aardvark jokes How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!
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Aardvark jokes What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!
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