Best quotes to send by SMS
Saint Augustine I was in love with loving.
Author: Saint Augustine

Jim Carrey I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the thing. You can't just visualize and go eat a sandwich.
Author: Jim Carrey

David T. Wolf Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
Author: David T. Wolf

Seneca If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind is favourable to him.
Author: Seneca

Christina Stead If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves there wouldn't be enough to go around.
Author: Christina Stead

The best jokes to send by SMS
School jokes Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.
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Snake jokes What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !
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Snake jokes What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !
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Snake jokes What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Snake jokes What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !
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