Best quotes to send by SMS

I was in love with loving.
Author: Saint Augustine
I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the thing. You can't just visualize and go eat a sandwich.
Author: Jim Carrey
Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
Author: David T. Wolf
If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind is favourable to him.
Author: Seneca
If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves there wouldn't be enough to go around.
Author: Christina Stead
The best jokes to send by SMS

Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last
year.
Jaspar: Why was that?
Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.
This is the joke from a category: School jokes
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego
set ?
A boa constructor !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?
A boar constrictor !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a
serpent ?
A snake in the brass !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes
What should you do if you find a snake sleeping
in your bed ?
Sleep in the wardrobe !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes