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Best quotes to send by SMS
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".Author: Lyndon B. Johnson
If something anticipated arrives too late it finds us numb, wrung out from waiting, and we feel - nothing at all. The best things arrive on time.Author: Dorothy Gilman
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.Author: Doug Larson
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is "thank you," that would suffice.Author: Meister Eckhart
If the rich could hire the poor to die for them, the poor would make a very nice living.Author: Jewish Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS
If you cross a telephone and a lobster
what will you get?
Snappy talk.This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes
What happened when the slave put his head into a
lions
mouth to count how many teeth he had ?
The lion closed its
mouth to see how many heads the slave had !This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes
How do Iranians speak on the
telephone?
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes
When doesn't a telephone work
underwater?
When it's wringing wet!This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes
Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an
ambulance!
Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes