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Best quotes to send by SMS
Joel: That's the movies, Ed. Try reality.
Ed: No thanks.Author: Ellen Herman
Joy, temperance, and repose,
Slam the door on the doctor's nose.Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Judge thyself with the judgment of sincerity, and thou will judge others with the judgment of charity.Author: John Mitchell Mason
Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the Universe.Author: Kurt Vonnegut
Justice delayed is democracy denied.Author: Robert F. Kennedy
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: How did the
blonde try to kill the
bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What's the difference between a
blonde
and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of
its own.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call a
fly buzzing inside a
blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech
impediment?
A: She can't say "No".This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: How do you
confuse a blonde?
A: You
don't. They're born that way.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes