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Best quotes to send by SMS
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.Author: William Shakespeare
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.Author: Mark Twain
If you try to make something just to fit your uninformed view of some hypothetical market, you will fail. If you make something special and powerful and honest and true, you will succeed.Author: Hugh Macleod
If you want the truth, ask a child.Author: French Proverb
If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see.Author: Henry David Thoreau
The best jokes to send by SMS
Waiter, there's a
fly in my
soup!
Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin
bread.This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes
sir, it's the hot water that kills them.This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
Waiter, what is this stuff?
That's bean
salad sir.
I know what it's been, but what is it now?This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
How
many waiters does it take to change a
light bulb?
None, a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
The waiter.This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes