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Best quotes to send by SMS
The biggest things are always the easiest to do because there is no competition.Author: William Van Horne
In reality, serendipity accounts for one percent of the blessings we receive in life, work and love. The other 99 percent is due to our efforts.Author: Peter McWilliams
The bow cannot always stand bent, nor can human frailty subsist without some lawful recreation.Author: Miguel de Cervantes
The camera doesn't make a bit of difference. All of them can record what you are seeing. But, you have to SEE.Author: Ernst Haas
The case has, in some respects, been not entirely devoid of interest.Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The best jokes to send by SMS
Lawyer: "Let me
give you my honest
opinion."
Client: "No, no. I'm paying for professional advice."This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes
Why
didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the
lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that
small!This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes
A
judge in a small city was hearing a
drunk-driving case and the
defendant, who had both a record and a
reputation for driving under the
influence, demanded a jury trial. It was
nearly 4:30 p.m. and getting a jury
would take time, so the judge
called a recess and went out in the hall
looking to impanel anyone
available for jury duty. He found a dozen
lawyers in the main lobby
and told them that they were a jury. The lawyers
thought this would
be a novel experience and so followed the judge back
to the
courtroom.
The trial was over in about 10 minutes and it was very clear
that the
defendant was guilty. The jury went into the jury-room, the
judge
started getting ready to go home, and everyone waited. After
nearly three
hours, the judge was totally out of patience and sent
the bailiff into the
jury-room to see what was holding up the
verdict. When the bailiff
returned, the judge said, "Well have the
y got a verdict yet?" The bailiff
shook his head and said,
"Verdict? Hell, they're still doing
nominating speeches for the
foreman's position!"This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes
What's the definition of a school report?
A poison pen letter from the principal.This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
Last night I wrote myself a letter.
But I
forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from.This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes