Best quotes to send by SMS
Martin Sage and Sybil Adelman In Kyudo philosophy, you don't aim--you become one with the target. Then, in fact, there's nothing to aim at. I find it works well with women, too. Give it a try.
Author: Martin Sage and Sybil Adelman

R. A. Butler In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
Author: R. A. Butler

Ellen DeGeneres In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

Albert Camus In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.
Author: Albert Camus

Louis Pasteur In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind.
Author: Louis Pasteur

The best jokes to send by SMS
Yo momma jokes your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt
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Yo momma jokes Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.
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Yo momma jokes YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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Yo momma jokes Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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Yo momma jokes Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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