Best quotes to send by SMS

In Kyudo philosophy, you don't aim--you become one with the target. Then, in fact, there's nothing to aim at. I find it works well with women, too. Give it a try.
Author: Martin Sage and Sybil Adelman
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
Author: R. A. Butler
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.
Author: Albert Camus
In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind.
Author: Louis Pasteur
The best jokes to send by SMS

your mama's so fat the government forced her
to wear
tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo
mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she
said who threw the pebble.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
YO MAMA IS SO
FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER
YOU GET LOST!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama's so fat that while
she's sits
on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse
me
mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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Yo momma so fat she
jumped in the air and
got stuck.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes