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Best quotes to send by SMS
Set thine house in order.Author: Bible
Lighter is the wound foreseen.Author: Cato the Elder
Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.Author: M. F. K. Fisher
She had learned the self-deprecating ways of the woman who does not want to be thought hard and grasping, but her artifices could not always cover the nakedness of her need to excel.Author: Faith Sullivan
She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for a long while, vibrating with excitement, as a machine vibrates from speed. Life rushed in upon her through that window - or so it seemed. In reality, of course, life rushes from withinAuthor: Willa Cather
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q. What did Snow white say when her photos
didn't come back from the photo store?
A. "Some day my prints will
come!"This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
The strong young man at the construction site
was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He
made a
special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After
several
minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you
put your
money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's
wages that I
can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that
outbuilding that you
won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old
man," the braggart
replied. "Let's see what you got." The old man
reached out and grabbed
the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding
to the young man, he
said, "All right. Get in."This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a
friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?"
"I paid through the
nose!" he repliedThis is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Do you know the difference between genius and
stupid? "Genius has its limits."This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Q. Why did the belt go to jail?
A. Because he
held up a pair of pants!This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes