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Best quotes to send by SMS
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.Author: Victor Hugo
Law stands mute in the midst of arms.Author: Cicero
Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught.Author: Honore de Balzac
It was not pre-arranged. It just happened that the driver made and demand and I just didn't feel like obeying his demand . . . I was quite tired after spending a full day working.Author: Rosa Parks
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace.Author: Robert J. Sawyer
The best jokes to send by SMS
Does your brother keep himself clean?
Oh,
yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or
not.This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes
Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I
use
soap and water, personally.This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes
What's the difference between a peeping Tom and
someone who's just got out of the bath?
One is rude and nosey.
The other is nude and rosey!This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes
What kind of bath can you take without
water?
A sun bath.This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes
What do you call the ring that worms leave round
the bath ?
The scum of the earth !This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes