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I have made my world and it is a much better world than I ever saw outside.
Author: Louise Nevelson

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.
Author: Dudley Field Malone

I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
Author: Galileo Galilei

I have nothing but contempt for the kind of governor who is afraid, for whatever reason, to follow the course that he knows is best for the State; and as for the man who sets private friendship above the public welfare - I have no use for him either.
Author: Sophocles

I have with me two gods, Persuasion and Compulsion.
Author: Themistocles

Two opposing county chairman were sharing a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman said, "I never pass up a chance to promote the party. For example, whenever I take a cab, I give the driver a sizable tip and say, 'Vote Democratic.'" His opponent said, "I have a better scheme, and it doesn't cost me a nickel. I don't give any tip at all. And when I leave, I also say, 'Vote Democratic.'"
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Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.
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Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.
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Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.
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