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I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.
Author: Goldie Hawn

In comparing various authors with one another, I have discovered that some of the gravest and latest writers have transcribed, word for word, from former works, without making acknowledgment.
Author: Pliny the Elder

In early childhood you may lay the foundation of poverty or riches, industry or idleness, good or evil, by the habits to which you train your children. Teach them right habits then, and their future life is safe.
Author: Lydia Sigourney

In giving advice, seek to help, not please, your friend.
Author: Solon

In human life, art may arise from almost any activity, and once it does so, it is launched on a long road of exploration, invention, freedom to the limits of extravagance, interference to the point of frustration, finally discipline, controlling constant
Author: Susanne Langer

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
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Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
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