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If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write.
Author: Stephen King

If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it.
Author: Margaret Fuller

If you have the creative urge, it isn't going to go away. But sometimes it takes a while before you accept the fact.
Author: Hugh Macleod

If you kick a stone in anger, you'll hurt your own foot.
Author: Korean Proverb

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I do
Author: J. D. Salinger

What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They're both brown, except the snowball.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes