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It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction.
Author: Pablo Picasso

It may be that the old astrologers had the truth exactly reversed, when they believed that the stars controlled the destinies of men. The time may come when men control the destinies of stars.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
Author: Isaac Asimov

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Author: George Burns

It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.
Author: O. Henry

First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I'm in the bus queue, aren't I?
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held." "Well," the young man replied, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."
This is the joke from a category: Business jokes