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I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
Author: Edith Sitwell

How many a man has thrown up his hands at a time when a little more effort, a little more patience would have achieved success?
Author: Elbert Hubbard

I believe love is primarily a choice and only sometimes a feeling. If you want to feel love, choose to love and be patient.
Author: Real Live Preacher

I believe that God has planted in every human heart the desire to live in freedom. And even when that desire is crushed by tyranny for decades, it will rise again.
Author: George W. Bush

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.
Author: Stephen Colbert

Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cumin ! Cumin who? Cumin side, its freezing out there !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !
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A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um...no." "-or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted, "-or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again: "-so if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes