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For a living dog is better than a dead lion,
Author: Bible

For an idea ever to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be always old-fashioned.
Author: George Santayana

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Author: H. L. Mencken

For every man shall bear his own burden,
Author: Bible

For if any be a hearer of the word, and not a doer, he is like unto a man beholding his natural face in a glass: for he beholdeth himself, and goeth his way, and straightway forgetteth what manner of man he was.
Author: Bible

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.
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What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !
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What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !
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What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !
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What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !
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