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Self-esteem is the reputation we acquire with ourselves.
Author: Nathaniel Branden

Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
Author: Matt Frewer

Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
Author: William Feather

I can't imagine anything worse than being required to have fun.
Author: Scott Westerfeld

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.
Author: Sam Rayburn

Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How come you never write e-mails? I'd rather send a note!
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes